Just curious….. which everyone prefers and why????? Me I am a Miracle Whip girl…. could be the ‘whip’ hehehehe
Team Mayo 👍
I was raised on The Whip, never had mayo until I was an adult. I’m a convert, team Mayonnaise.
What is Miracle Whip? I always thought of it like whipped cream in a jar although I know that’s not what it is. But what is it? For some reason I feel like it’s gonna be gross.
Gave this little guy a polish today, forgot how cute he was! #koi charm handmade in bronze on a sterling silver hammered band #rings #handmade #trinidad #artisanjewelry www.sundarajewelry.com
It’s a thing that you use for fusing metal together. I bought it because I want to make some rings with tiny little embellishments on them.
I was going to buy some gold (like solid gold not just gold filled) wire to use to create the embellishments but I remembered I have this pure gold ring that was given to me as a gift, that I hate. I’m going to cut it up and melt it down and use it. It’s very yellow 24KT Guyanese gold. It’s history now. Yay Blue Fuse!
After sending my client yet another logo design, he says he likes it and goes on in detail what he likes about it and I’m feeling hopeful that we’re finally near the end of this hell and in the last line he asks me to incorporate the very mothercuntfucking element that I have been trying to steer him away from for the duration of this nightmare of a design job. AGAIN.
I asked myself what style we women could have adopted that would have been unmarked, like the men’s. The answer was none. There is no unmarked woman.
There is no woman’s hair style that can be called standard, that says nothing about her. The range of women’s hair styles is staggering, but a woman whose hair has no particular style is perceived as not caring about how she looks, which can disqualify her for many positions, and will subtly diminish her as a person in the eyes of some.
Women must choose between attractive shoes and comfortable shoes. When our group made an unexpected trek, the woman who wore flat, laced shoes arrived first. Last to arrive was the woman in spike heels, shoes in hand and a handful of men around her.
If a woman’s clothing is tight or revealing (in other words, sexy), it sends a message — an intended one of wanting to be attractive, but also a possibly unintended one of availability. If her clothes are not sexy, that too sends a message, lent meaning by the knowledge that they could have been. There are thousands of cosmetic products from which women can choose and myriad ways of applying them. Yet no makeup at all is anything but unmarked. Some men see it as a hostile refusal to please them.
Women can’t even fill out a form without telling stories about themselves. Most forms give four titles to choose from. “Mr.” carries no meaning other than that the respondent is male. But a woman who checks “Mrs.” or “Miss” communicates not only whether she has been married but also whether she has conservative tastes in forms of address — and probably other conservative values as well. Checking “Ms.” declines to let on about marriage (checking “Mr.” declines nothing since nothing was asked), but it also marks her as either liberated or rebellious, depending on the observer’s attitudes and assumptions.
I sometimes try to duck these variously marked choices by giving my title as “Dr.” — and in so doing risk marking myself as either uppity (hence sarcastic responses like “Excuse me!”) or an overachiever (hence reactions of congratulatory surprise like “Good for you!”).
All married women’s surnames are marked. If a woman takes her husband’s name, she announces to the world that she is married and has traditional values. To some it will indicate that she is less herself, more identified by her husband’s identity. If she does not take her husband’s name, this too is marked, seen as worthy of comment: she has done something; she has “kept her own name.” A man is never said to have “kept his own name” because it never occurs to anyone that he might have given it up. For him using his own name is unmarked.
A married woman who wants to have her cake and eat it too may use her surname plus his, with or without a hyphen. But this too announces her marital status and often results in a tongue-tying string. In a list (Harvey O’Donovan, Jonathan Feldman, Stephanie Woodbury McGillicutty), the woman’s multiple name stands out. It is marked.
I have a client who is driving me crazy with a logo design.
Every time I successfully convince him that we do not have to literally convey the nature of his business through his logo, he agrees and then comes back and asks me to add another literal element to the logo which just does not go with the design.
I’m fed up. I’m just going to give him what he wants and if it looks shitty then I’ll have to deal with it.
I got this lovely new sketchbook the other day. I love the potential of an empty sketchbook. It’s exciting. But it also makes me anxious that I’m going to fill it up with crap. So I can’t seem to use it yet.
We went to this farmer’s market yesterday to visit my uncle who has a booth there. After grabbing something to eat we went to get some fresh coconut water. It was of course absolutely delicious and the perfect remedy for what was becoming a rather hot morning.
The vendor cut our nuts open so we could eat the jelly. As he had been emptying water into bottles to sell, he had a bunch of extra empty nuts, so he kept opening those for us to eat more jelly from. He was a lovely man, sinewy, weathered, dreadlocked, with a twinkle in his smiling eyes, he told us how much he hates seeing the jelly go to waste. “I will keep feeding y’all jelly all day long as y’all here,” he laughed.
We ate until we were stuffed. Chris said he felt like he was drowning in jelly. But we were full and felt refreshed. We thanked him and bid him goodbye and he blessed us as we left.
Sometimes I need to be reminded of the simple pleasures of living in the Caribbean. Coconut water, jelly, and a sweet rastaman.
I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:
1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear. ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me? So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”
2) Women not having cheat codes. ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me. I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me. Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”
3) Women not being a hive mind. ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles. Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all. Make up your mind, women!”
4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”
Break a musician’s heart. You’ll have all SORTS of songs written about you. And they’re really easy to break up with, especially lead singers, because they tend to be narcissists. Trust me on this one.
I’d settle for being Taylor Swifts ex..
I dated a musician who was already writing our breakup songs while we were still together.
I did some yoga this morning and I can’t believe how inflexible I’ve become. I really need to start taking better care of my body.
Right now I’m only doing fifteen minute increments because that’s about all I can handle without getting too bored. I will work up to half an hour and eventually an hour. I have some really great workout DVD’s that I’ve used in the past and dropped an easy 30 lbs.
I’m tired of feeling soft and poofy. My body feels foreign to me. I’ve been making changes to my diet too. Eventually I want to incorporate more cardio in the form of dance but I know I’m really out of shape so I’m taking it slow. Don’t need to kill myself. For now this will do. My shoulders feel really good right now.
– We don’t really celebrate St. Patrick’s Day here due to an underwhelming lack of Irish people (and white people in general). We’re rumored to have Irish ancestry way back in our family but meh. I do however have a 100% Irish half sister, Dublin born and bred. So I think I win. In Trinidad at least.
– Just remembering the half-Trinidad Chinese half-Irish family that live up the street from my mom. Maybe I don’t win. Meh.
– I fell asleep watching HTGAWM at 6 am this morning and felt like I had committed some kind of cardinal sin.
I don’t often watch the news but the cable feed we get here shows South Florida news and it always time warps me back to college. Florida must have the weirdest news stories man.
– Up at 4am to make an airport run. Slept at my mom’s house. *sigh* I miss home. Nowhere else feels like home but here.
– Wish we had a dog though.
– I’m watching these US elections and really wishing I had my Dad to discuss it with. This was his field of work. I would really love to hear his analysis.
– I find I am posting here less and less due to reduced interaction. I feel invisible. I didn’t realise how important comments and/or hearts were to me. But without them I might as well keep a diary.
– shit I left my wedding ring in the bedroom lemme go get it before I forget.
I’m sitting in my car while the nice lady in the post office writes out my registered mail receipts. Just trying to make sure my car doesn’t get towed. I don’t understand how you can have a post office and not allow parking in front, but there seems to be nothing in this country that is done with any thought to the people living in it.
Good thing I have a good relationship with her. Cause if she ever opened my packages she’s see that I’m mailing precious metals. And I’m not allowed.
The thought of these earrings just popped into my head last night. I just made this pair and will be wearing them to run my errands today. Love seeing #concept become #creation! #goldfilled #turquoise #spike #earrings #trinidad #sundara #handmade #artisanjewelry
i’m all for encouraging girls to pursue STEM fields but can we stop acting like talent/passion for the arts is inherently less valuable than talent/passion for maths and science thanks
Raw #iolite gemstone set in a #goldfilled band. Such a pretty #lavender colour! #handmade #artisanjewelry #sundara #trinidad #ring www.sundarajewelry.com
I bought a pair of bootcut jeans from Old Navy because they had discontinued my style at the Gap and they fit like a dream. Yay for $27 jeans! Seriously I’m just surprised at the quality. I love a bargain. I can’t wait to wear them.
Remember when they took away replies and the Xkit guys came up with a workaround a few days later?
And then tumblr came up with a way to disable that a few days after that?
Someone explain to me how the Xkit guys could “fix” tumblr’s broken replies system in a matter of days, and how tumblr could break the fix in a few more days, yet tumblr hasn’t been able to fix replies for half a fucking year. Explain that one to me.
I just finished watching the finale of Six Feet Under.
Tears. Streaming down my face. It was one of the best finales of any show I have ever seen. It affected me the same way when I saw it the first time.
In retrospect maybe my dad’s birthday was not the best day to watch it. Then again maybe it was. I wonder if it’s true, that the people you loved appear before you when you are ready to go. I know my grandmother saw everyone coming back to her for weeks before she died.
On the day my father died he was just staring at a fixed point when we came in to visit him. He was on oxygen but he could still talk. My mother began to cry and he took off his mask long enough to speak some words of comfort to her. Then he put it back on and focused once again on that spot. When I held his had he did not hold it back. I knew he was soon to go. I was the last to leave the room and my last words to him were, “I love you Daddy. I’ll see you later.”
He died at 3:59pm, a minute before afternoon visiting hours commenced.
He went alone. In private. As I think he wanted to.
Note: All of the pictures have been labeled; all you have to do is click on the pictures to read the labels beneath them, for those of you who don’t want to have to keep scrolling up and down.
1. Beinecke Rare Book and Manuscript Library at Yale University – Connecticut, United States
2. National Library of Belarus – Minsk, Belarus
3. Philological “Brain” Library at the Free University – Berlin, Germany
4. Geisel Library at University of California – San Diego, California, United States
5. Library at the Benedictine Monastery of Admont – Admont, Austria
6. Central Library at National Autonomous University of Mexico – Mexico City, Mexico
7. Thomas Fisher Rare Book Library at University of Toronto – Toronto, Ontario, Canada
8. Stuttgart City Library – Stuttgart, Germany
9. Library of the Dutch Parliament – The Hague, Netherlands
10. Kanazawa Umimirai Library – Kanazawa City, Japan
89 when no one is home, and then between 80 and 84 depending on how cool we feel it should be.
79. I’m a woman in the second half of my forties. Who hot flashes. And telecommutes. From an upstairs office. I start to lose control of my faculties if I have a hot flash in an 80+ degree house.
Wait, what? 80 degrees? in
the summer? I don’t even keep it 80 during the winter. 80 degrees in the
south is way to humid to enjoy. This blows my mind. we are talking Fahrenheit
right? We keep our house between 69 and 72 year round. 80 is like no cloths temp. Which would be nice but I have kids at home, rather not emotionally scar them.
I live on the west coast so I typically don’t deal with the humidity. We also have a large two-story house and our air would run 24/7 during the summer if we tried to keep it lower. As it is, our monthly electric bill in the summer hovers around $700. We can’t afford to have it run 24/7.
I mean, I knit so I guess I could wear flannel pants and a sweater all summer long and keep it around 70…
78 in summer. Its a dry heat.
We are great, big, fat people. 72-75 during the day, and 68 at night or @chefjeffthecableguy can’t sleep.
A fairly constant 74.
Well it’s always summer here. During the day usual about 77 and about 66 at night.
I got my point of sale machine today so I’ve been ridiculously excited about it. I made a few transactions on my credit card just to test it out ($0.01 each). It works with my iphone so it actually uses the phone as a signature pad. I found a stylus I had forgotten I had so I was practicing with that. I’m like a giddy kid with a new toy. Somebody better make a purchase with a credit card on Sunday is all I’m sayin’.
I met a Venezuelan guy yesterday and we struck up a conversation and I told him I used to live there. When he asked me how my Spanish was and I responded he exclaimed, “Caraqueña!” He kept chuckling at my “posh” Caracas accent. For me it was just nice to feel the words roll off my tongue. I miss the place I used to call home.
Saw this on Facebook and needed to share. @fiona758- great job on the movement. Check out the NOT asking for it page on FB
Details:
The Not Asking For it campaign is not here to encourage women to place themselves in situations that will compromise their safety. Let’s be very clear about this! We are here to be the voice of the accountant attacked by her neighbour because she would say Good Morning to him everyday, and we are the voice of that girl who gets too drunk every Saturday night in Bristol. We are not here to tell people what to wear or how to behave. But we all want you to be safe – thus why on our website we have a page dedicated to keeping safe – from tips on what to do if you think you have drank too much , or if you think you are being followed. We may all differ from culture to culture, or basic personal opinions – the point is NO woman wants to be raped, attacked or abused. No woman is asking for it.
We have to make an unscheduled trip to Chris’s
mom’s house because some mail addressed to both of us somehow got delivered there and she wants to open it. Lol what is it with older people and opening your mail? So yeah it’s basically a rescue mission at this point.
I was at the bank today getting some paperwork done for my point of sales machine and I commented that people in Trinidad generally seem very suspicious of using credit cards because of fraud.
So the guy told me that the region is known for it so I asked why. His answer?
I’m at Chris’s office waiting to go run some errands with him. Sipping a coffee the sweet office lady made me (she adores him and makes him tea every day even though he doesn’t like tea lol). Also I did my eyebrows kind of uneven. Ah fuck it.
So a friend on facebook will see me post a ring online and say, Oooh I love that when can I pass by and pick one up? Can I come by tomorrow?
Me: Well I’ll put in an order for you, all my pieces are custom made.
Them: Oh ok cool. Could I get it by the weekend?
Me: Sure. What’s your ring size?
Them: Gosh I have no idea.
So then it leaves me in this place where I’m wondering exactly what’s going on in their head. Do they think I make fifty rings at a time in different sizes so they can just come and pick one up? I’m puzzled.
Fingering at the same time is always nice, but not in and out, find that gspot and massage it why you lick and suck the clit. I will die.
Touch/grab my thighs, my ass, slowly touch down my spine, everywhere, somewhere. Tease me good before you go down & while you’re down there.
Deadass with the thigh thing Kiss those inner thighs too Pretend you’re passionately kissing the kitty Not a cat drinking water Also don’t even do it if you a)don’t like doing it b)you’re going to do it for 2 seconds
I couldn’t hit reblog fast enough.
Don’t be to shy to open it up and really get the clit. Like if dudes really spread the lips and focused on the clit I would lose my mind
slow down on the flickering thing, that rapid shit isnt pleasurable, slowly running your tongue back n forth tho? Yes.
thigh kissing is nice, ass grabbing, thigh gripping, a little passionate teasing takes you far and honestly gets her wetter by the minute
slow down, take your time at first, dont just dive in, enjoy your meal
that rapid flicking thing doesnt do much for me (i cant speak for every girl) but slow runs across the clit are lovely, just focus on the clit, let your fingers do some work if you get tired or something
I dont know about every girl but that mimic-my-dick-with-my-tongue technique doesnt do shit
Notice how they’ve all basically said the same thing? I hope you men pay attention. Every woman is different but here are the basics to pleasing us.
1. Stop the fucking flicking shit.
2. Focus on the CLIT. Suck it, circle it. Engulf it. If she moans, keep doing that.
3. But pls, do visit thighland. Inner thigh licking and kissing will set us on fire.
4. What is this fingering shit? Massage the gspot or get out. We feel nothing with that little stabbing motion. Also, stop sticking your 2 inches of tongue in there. Come back up to the clit.
5. LONG stokes with the tongue.
6. Stop humming. Most of us use vibrators so that little humming trick you learned from GQ will pale in comparison.
7. Speaking of vibes, the reason you’re in our bed is because you can do 1 thing our wands and rabbits can’t do. And that’s grab us. Grab us, squeeze us, we want to feel your hands on our body.
8. If you can reach, grab a titty.
9. Some women are self conscious about how they look/taste/smell down there. Or worry about taking too long to orgasm, so let her know you’re enjoying it. Moan, groan, sound like you’re eating a plate of ribs
10. Do it til we cum or GTFO!
Oh damn 😳😳💕💕
Why aren’t things compiled and published like this more often??
And more importantly, why aren’t we being told this stuff while down there? Esp those of us who love doing it and doing it right….. feedback, ladies, when we’re there. Please?
I don’t often post shit like this but all of this is important. Guys, you want the goods? Learn to earn it. And please enjoy yourself. If you do it right you’ll enjoy the sheer fact that SHE’S enjoying it.
Taking notes for when I feel like putting some natural facial hair growth serum on my face.
Reblogging for awareness…
Don’t be rubbin on the clit like you trying to shine a shoe, it’s very sensitive. To that end, no dry cat-tounges. Slob it down.
If you think blowing on it or in it or anywhere near the pussy does anything for anyone, punch yourself in the face right now
Great facts and mad humorous. Shoot I love what I do and always have a drenched beard. And little to drink but always good to learn new tricks if there where some.
BEST!!!
ladies make this post the study guide for any nigga tryna eat. quiz him lol. if a nigga can’t eat it right after these gems he don’t deserve to lol.
its also good to see that not all of these are the same
The black on black crime argument is the most laziest point people can come up with when they’re trying to invalidate the black lives matter movement. It doesn’t take much thought + research to realize that it’s a totally skewed (and may I add lowkey racist) idea.
Crimes within racial groups are always higher because people tend to live in areas where most people are the same race as them. If you take the time to use google dot com, you can see that 84% of white people are killed by other white people, but apparently white on white crime is a non-issue, it’s only brought up when black people kill other black people in order to invalidate our movement. If someone commits homicide + a crime towards another person in that community, chances are that it’ll be another person of the same race.
Also, a lot of these people are arrested… ya know unlike police officers who kill black people. I cannot comprehend how others cannot see the fallacy in such an ignorant argument lmao. I guess they rather take the easy/racist view instead of thinking critically for once.
– Ingrid
Open band #silver #ring with tree bark texture wrapped in #goldfilled wire. Love seeing ideas become reality💗 #handmadejewelry #trinidad #artisanjewelry
My sis is expecting 😊 Made her a personalized #handstamped #necklace with the names of my niece and nephew. Sending this up to Cali with my mom 💗#jewelry #handmadejewelry
6. Why did you and your ex break up?
Let’s see the last guy I dated… Well I liked him when I met him but as I got to know him better I saw a parts of his personality I didn’t like, namely that he could be mean and an asshole. So yeah that’s pretty much why.
14. Would you ever be in a long distance relationship?
Well if Chris and I had to be apart for any period of time I’d deal with it but it would have to be a good reason and not for a long time. I like seeing him every day. He’s my darling.
15. Would you ever have a threesome?
Nope
47. Ever cheated on a partner? Yeah, when I was very very young. It was awful for him and I feel terrible about how I treated him. He didn’t deserve that.
9. How tall are you?
I always round my 5’ 9 ½" height up to 5’10" because it seems unnecessarily specific to go into all that detail. 25. What cheers you up?
Chris surprising me with sushi 33. If you had to fuck a celebrity who would you fuck?
Well I mean if I absolutely had to I guess I’d pick Idris Elba. But like, under duress you understand?
Unless it was for surgery or something, no. I’ve had a buzz cut before, but I look much better with long hair. I love my mane it’s a part of my identity and I don’t feel myself without a halo of wild curly hair around my face.
1. Are you single?
2. Date girls or boys?
3. Done any drugs?
4. How old are you?
5. Adidas or Nike?
6. Why did you and your ex break up?
7. What’s the most traumatic thing that’s happened to you?
8. Do you have any siblings?
9. How tall are you?
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10. Do you smoke?
11. Ever been to a festival?
12. What’s your favourite food?
13. Favourite pair of shoes?
14. Would you ever be in a long distance relationship?
15. Would you ever have a threesome?
16. Have you had a threesome?
17. If someone paid you to delete your tumblr how much would you insist it be?
18. What was your last lie?
19. Best compliment you have ever received?
20. What is your greatest strength or weakness?
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21. What is your perfect pizza?
22. What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?
23. Do you get along with your family? If not why not?
24. Ugly and live forever or attractive and die in a year?
25. What cheers you up?
26. Weed or Alcohol?
27. What turns you on?
28. How many relationships have you been in?
29. How many people have you slept with?
30. How many followers do you have?
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31. Who is your favourite rapper?
32. Who’s your favourite artist?
33. If you had to fuck a celebrity who would you fuck?
34. If someone paid you 1million would you fuck Lindsey Lohan’s dad ?
35. Kendall Jenner or Kylie Jenner?
36. What’s the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to you?
37. What’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to you?
38. Do you have a job?
39. On a scale of 1 to 10 how much does tumblr rule your life?
40. If you could sell your soul what would you want in return?
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41. Ever sent nudes?
42. Would you ever shave your head?
43. Would you rather sniff coke or MDMA?
44. Instagram or Facebook?
45. Last person that text you?
46. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?
47. Ever cheated on a partner?
48. Ever self harmed?
49. If you had to choose one way to die what would it be?
50. Do you have a crush? If so who?
I will hopefully have a point of sale machine that accepts credit card payments by Friday in time for UpMarket on Saturday. Fingers crossed!
I have a business meeting for 8am on Thursday. He said 8am or before because he is at work at 6am. Dude. Self employed. I don’t go anywhere but to the bathroom at 6am.
My client just tried to design his own logo and asked me to use that to launch the product and when he had more money he would change it after. *counts to ten and takes deep breaths* No. No no no no no. I will do a logo for you and you can pay me later. Do NOT launch your product with your MS Paint logo (omg omg it’s so bad) and then change it later. Just… don’t.
I’m gonna have the last of that pasta from yesterday for lunch. It was delish.
Shit I have a ton of dishes to do. God we need a dishwasher.
if anyone has a few minutes spare could you please fill out this super quick survey for me as i need some responses! it’s mostly just yes/no questions and requires no personal information besides your age and gender, though no questions are compulsory!
maybe reblog so some more people can see too pls thank u xo
Archaeologists explored a tomb near Thebes, Greece in 2005 and discovered an artificial big toe attached to the foot of a mummy. The fake body part could prove to be the earliest working prosthetic body part to date.
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