So my girlfriend who is dating our friend is apparently really happy with him. I’m trying to deal with her gushing about him but uggggghhhhh. This is why I never used to talk about anyone I was dating ever. Ever. Because it’s so fucking annoying! Like even if you try to play it cool you’re still gonna overdo it. And she’s really not been bad but omg. Plus he sounds like he has no chill either he’s totally smitten and I’m sitting here getting cavities from all the sweetness and I just want to push them out into the ocean on a barge and let them have their own private island. People newly in like are so gross.