Me: So what did you get?
Chris: It’s a mix of a bunch of different ones,
Me: Including your beloved peanut punch I’m sure *sticks out tongue*
Chris: Taste it!
Me: *takes sip* *gags* Agh! It’s disgusting! It’s like liquid peanut butter! Blech!
Chris: It’s delicious!
Me: I’d rather drink semen.