Remember a while back I wrote a post about a spider rappelling down into my bedroom?

I said that I had two rules for critters living in my house. 1) Don’t be too big, and 2) Don’t live in my bedroom.

I forgot back then to mention the third: Don’t jump on me, something I see the lizard living in the kitchen cupboard wasn’t informed of. He was kinda breaking rule number one, too. Fortunately he kinda parkoured off my shoulder and went on his way. But I seriously need to have a talk with him about the rules.