So about a week ago Chris’s sister had called him and he didn’t know which of her many numbers she used so he texted back a response to all her numbers.

A few days later he got a text from a number that apparently wasn’t hers anymore and it was… well… it was basically a callout for a gay orgy. It was kind of written in code. My jaw dropped once I figured it out, I was so scandalised!

Then a couple days later he got another one. It was a smaller sex party this time, asking for two bottoms *snicker*. We still didn’t know who the mystery texter was.

Today we figured out what happened. My SIL had called Chris from a friend’s phone and he had saved the number thinking it was hers. I’ve met the guy. He’s so unassuming and quiet. I would never have thought that he secretly organised gay orgies. 

But you know it’s the quiet ones they say you have to watch out for. 

I hope she doesn’t tell him anything. I’ve been really enjoying reading those texts.