So they took me into the room to check my vitals to see if I was eligible to donate blood but somehow they didn’t ask me the million and one invasive questions they usually do. What’s up with that?

So one time my mom came to donate blood and they asked about her sexual partners (you cannot have had more than one in the past year) and asked if he (my dad) had had sex with a man to her knowledge. She snickered and said that she couldn’t say for sure but she doubted it.

Then the guy taking her info told her about a woman who had come to donate blood. Her husband was taking a shower and she entered the bathroom unknown to him, just in time to hear him say, “Lawd, I could take a good prick right now!” And that was pretty much how she found out her husband was sleeping with men.