I’m having one of those mornings where I keep falling back asleep. I’m having a hard time getting out of bed.

Cilantro. We call it chadon beni here (pron. shadow-benny). I never knew it tastes gross to some people. I’m wondering if it’s a white people thing because it is so prevalent here and I’ve never heard of anyone who doesn’t like it.

I had a really weird fucking dream that I had cancer and that all my girlfriends from high school were there taking care of me. That was beyond weird.

I feel a sense of horror every time Trump gains more popularity. He is obviously no longer the joke that we thought he was. And it’s scary. America you better do something because if that man becomes president that’s the end of it. And you know it.