When people find out that I can speak Spanish, one of the weird reactions I get is them (just men of course) asking me if I speak Spanish during sex.

First of all… what the fuck kind of fucking question is that?

Second of all, why on earth would I ever express myself in Spanish in bed? What do people even SAY during sex in Spanish? I have no idea. I don’t know the jargon quite frankly. How do you tell someone you’re about to come? No idea. My god think of the accidents that could occur.

Anyway it got me wondering about people who speak more than one language, which one they use in bed. If they have a preference, if they use both or switch back and forth, if it depends on the language of the partner, if one language is more sexy than another… Like, where does your sex-brain go linguistically?

These are the things I think about at night while Chris is asleep.