3. The person you would never want to meet?

I thought about all kinds of horrible people from history but I figured even a conversation with Hitler might prove interesting. People fascinate me so I’d probably want to pick even his mind. Then I thought about it more and I realised I’d never want to meet Charles Manson. Zero interest there.

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?
I suppose I’d hope I’d look like an attractive male version of myself. I’ve already got the height, just get rid of the tits and let’s go! I’d observe what men are like when there are no women around, maybe spy on some of my friends. I’d probably try to have sex to see what that felt like, penis and all. I’d pee standing up everywhere. And I’d probably go find my last boss and invite him for a drink and then punch his lights out. I’d consider that a pretty decent day.

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?
Yes. I inspire trust in people.