How can your argument be that Manson couldn’t be that bad because “he personally didn’t do it”?

Hitler didn’t personally fucking kill anybody either… like… this man ordered the slaughter of a woman who was 8 months pregnant. You want to get upset cause we’re celebrating an old man’s death? He wasn’t some benign old man. Jesus get a fucking clue

I just scrolled past two posts and I could not understand what the hell they were talking about and just when I started wondering if I was losing my command of the English language my head started hurting and I just knew my brain had finally kicked it and I was all prepared for to die and so I scrolled down while I was waiting to pass the time and something I read made sense and I guess that wasn’t an aneurysm after all.

Bake Off

So I’ve been watching The Great British Bake Off and I’ve realised several things:

– As a relatively inexperienced baker I’ve most likely been really lucky because I’ve had very few failures. My meringues whip up easily into peaks, my breads always rise, I’ve never burnt my caramel, I didn’t even know you could fuck up caramel. I had no idea you could get so many things wrong.

– I knew baking was very scientific but I’ve learnt so much more about it while watching this show.

– I’m most likely gaining weight just watching all this cake and icing and puff pastry.

– I’m dying for a pork pie. I’ve never had one but they made some on the show and now I’m obsessed.

So I’m watching something on tv about Watergate and I just had to explain to my husband what the movie Deep Throat was about.

How I know the plot of a 70’s pornographic film that came out before I was born is beyond me.

To do list:

Get off computer and stop jamming to this song.

Shower. Dress. Smear some makeup on face.

Go to jam session.

Drink rum.

Sing to heart’s content.

Have epic good times.

Help me help you

I don’t get it when my clients try to run the process of me designing something for them without my input on what MY process is.

For example, you hire me to do a logo. I don’t know how you want it to look. The most obvious thing to do would be a consultation first right? No. You insist I submit two designs. THEN we will talk about your direction (most likely you will not have any) and then I will go back to the drawing board and start all over again because I was designing in thin air the first time around.

Oh and your deadline is this: impo/ssible /date.

Yeah that’s nice and all, but if you want to follow the “I’ll know it when I see it” school of logo design, keep dreaming about that deadline. 

Next time imma get all Don Draper up on yo ass.