Me: *messaging via Instagram* Ok here’s directions to my studio. This is my phone number. Please have your assistant contact me via Whatsapp when she is ready to collect your order.

Client: Ok sure.

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Client: Something is wrong with your number my assistant was trying to call you.

Me: Oh here’s the correct number. Please have her contact me via Whatsapp and not call.

Client: Ok.

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Assistant: *calls* Hi I was calling to get directions to collect the order?

Me: I’ll text to you what I had already sent to Client

Assistant: Oh I have that already.

Me: …

Me: Ok…. Well please just Whatsapp me when you’re on your way.

Assistant: Ok.

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Assistant: *calls* I’m on my way I’ll be there in three minutes.

Me: Ok thank you.

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Assistant: *calls* I’m outside.

Me: (#@$%!) Yes I’m right here it’s open.